Del Sordo Musical

It is here that we, in the name of god, or whatever other person is in the sky watching us through binoculars, that we shall compose the greatest musical known to man. It will be a simple musical, about a simple man, who was born to do nothing, but did something. Yes ladies and gentleman, DEL SORDO! *roaring applause*

well the script is like:
*plays on his pc*
nacho: woof woof
delsordo: gtfo nacho, im playing minecraft

THE END

Nacho?

this is my first post and wow eggplant fail

thats his dog

California Dreaming, Del Sordo by Dragoran

(intro)
*enter opera singers*
OOH OOH
NANANA NANA
OOH OOH
OHHHHHH
Del
DadadaDeeeeel
Sordo

(First verse)
I travelled to California,
tired of all the Belgians,
Think I'm starting it over
WHERE NO ONE KNOWS MY NAMEEEEE

OOOOOOOOOOOOH

(Chorus)
CALIFORNIA DREAMING
Del Sordo!
CALIFORNIA DREAMING
OH DEEEEEL SORDO
I'm CALIFORNIA DREAMING
DEL SORDO
Why dont you take me away from heeeeeereeeee

(drum solo)

(Rap part)
*enter Asian guy*
LIEEEEKASAHMBODIE
i be all up dem sordo of tha dels
sizzling brizzling all up in mah smellz
No sir I be a Viyetnameis
Ya i no be no californies
I be sordo of tha tha tha tha dels
yeah i know yo mama smellz
Cause cause, cause i aint,
no no no, i aint dreaming,
is all real, I'm no foo',
I BE

(Chorus)
CALIFORNIA DREAMING
Del Sordo!
CALIFORNIA DREAMING
OH DEEEEEL SORDO
I'm CALIFORNIA DREAMING
DEL SORDO
Why dont you take me away from heeeeeereeeee

(Second Verse)
On a gathering storm
comes a dark, handsome man,
with half a mask on,
and shining blonde hair.

I whisper his name
though a whisper all can hear
It's a message for the state
Only lies lie here.

(Chorus)
CALIFORNIA DREAMING
Del Sordo!
CALIFORNIA DREAMING
OH DEEEEEL SORDO
I'm CALIFORNIA DREAMING
DEL SORDO
Why dont you take me away from heeeeeereeeee

(Final Verse)
In the light of the sun
Is there anyone
Oh dear you look so lost
eyes are red and tears are shining,
It's the dream's cost.

It's not real
Oh, it's all just a dream
Though he gazes at you so lovingly
You're not the only one
Who cries when they wake uuuuup!

It's all just California
The curse of California
I wish I could see him once more
to live my life with him

I think I need a sunrise
I'm tired of the sunsets
My mind just can't seal the deal
OH Del Sordo why can't you be real?


(Chorus)
CALIFORNIA DREAMING
Del Sordo!
CALIFORNIA DREAMING
OH DEEEEEL SORDO
I'm CALIFORNIA DREAMING
DEL SORDO
Why dont you take me away from heeeeeereeeee...
Why don't you take me away
from
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

*END*

I'm working on how Del Sordo caused everyone in California to dream about him. Magicalness was involved.

You llama its pensilvania dreaming not california dreaming!

Hasi wrote:

You llama its pensilvania dreaming not california dreaming!

I prefer California.

that ruins the musical

Hasi wrote:

that ruins the musical

Excuse me, little mister Hasithy Perskovitch, if you think your so good, make your own song.

Sorry but WHAT?!

Nice song btw. It encapsulates my manliness.

LaserPterodactyl wrote:

Sorry but WHAT?!

Nice song btw. It encapsulates my manliness.

Wait- you're a guy???!!!!
Dude then I'll have to rewrite the song.

My own song? here you go:

Pennsylvania Dreaming, DelSordo by Hasi

(intro)
*enter opera singers*
OOH OOH
NANANA NANA
OOH OOH
OHHHHHH
Del
DadadaDeeeeel
Sordo

(First verse)
I travelled to Pennsylvania,
tired of all the Belgians,
Think I'm starting it over
WHERE NO ONE KNOWS MY NAMEEEEE

OOOOOOOOOOOOH

(Chorus)
PENNSYLVANIA DREAMING
DelSordo!
PENNSYLVANIA DREAMING
OH DEEEEELSORDO
I'm PENNSYLVANIA DREAMING
DELSORDO
Why dont you take me away from heeeeeereeeee

(drum solo)

(Rap part)
*enter Asian guy*
LIEEEEKASAHMBODIE
i be all up dem sordo of tha dels
sizzling brizzling all up in mah smellz
No sir I be a Viyetnameis
Ya i no be no pensilvanies
I be sordo of tha tha tha tha dels
yeah i know yo mama smellz
Cause cause, cause i aint,
no no no, i aint dreaming,
is all real, I'm no foo',
I BE

(Chorus)
PENNSYLVANIA DREAMING
DelSordo!
PENNSYLVANIA DREAMING
OH DEEEEELSORDO
I'm PENNSYLVANIA DREAMING
DELSORDO
Why dont you take me away from heeeeeereeeee

(Second Verse)
On a gathering storm
comes a dark, handsome man,
with half a mask on,
and shining blonde hair.

I whisper his name
though a whisper all can hear
It's a message for the state
Only lies lie here.

(Chorus)
PENNSYLVANIA DREAMING
DelSordo!
PENNSYLVANIA DREAMING
OH DEEEEELSORDO
I'm PENNSYLVANIA DREAMING
DELSORDO
Why dont you take me away from heeeeeereeeee

(Final Verse)
In the light of the sun
Is there anyone
Oh dear you look so lost
eyes are red and tears are shining,
It's the dream's cost.

It's not real
Oh, it's all just a dream
Though he gazes at you so lovingly
You're not the only one
Who cries when they wake uuuuup!

It's all just Pennsylvania
The curse of Pennsylvania
I wish I could see him once more
to live my life with him

I think I need a sunrise
I'm tired of the sunsets
My mind just can't seal the deal
OH DelSordo why can't you be real?


(Chorus)
PENNSYLVANIA DREAMING
DelSordo!
PENNSYLVANIA DREAMING
OH DEEEEELSORDO
I'm PENNSYLVANIADREAMING
DELSORDO
Why dont you take me away from heeeeeereeeee...
Why don't you take me away
from
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

*END*

xD
wow
ok fine, Hasi, you win

Hasi wrote:

well the script is like:
*plays on his pc*
nacho: woof woof
delsordo: gtfo nacho, im playing minecraft

THE END

DUDE. YOU GET AN UPBOAT.

LaserPterodactyl wrote:

Hasi wrote:

well the script is like:
*plays on his pc*
nacho: woof woof
delsordo: gtfo nacho, im playing minecraft

THE END

DUDE. YOU GET AN UPBOAT.

whats an upboat?
a boat that flies?

i guess, or its like an elevator in the shape of a boat.....

i found it:

HASI. YOU GET ANOTHER.

Upboat is reddit-slang for up-vote.

im going to be president of this forum with all my up-bo... ehh up-votes!

Molested as a Child, by Dragoran

(intro)
*enter del sordo*
Oh father,
why did you do such things to me?
oh mother,
why did you not help me fleeeee?
oh sister,
such things you should not see!

(first verse)
In sleep he touched me, in dreams he came.
Pensylvania nights spent sleepless in pain.
No, not again. Third time this night!

NO DAD, IT HURTS, PLEASE DONT!

My father is in my bed,
MOLESTING ME!

(second verse)
Father, touch once again me,
I swear I'll cry,
I swear I'll cut myself,
And then I'll die!

*enter father*
Oh, son, don't say such things!
Come closer now,
I'll teach you a lesson,
And I'll show you how!

(third verse)
I am but a poor child,
I have no protector
Please dad no more,
take this, you molestor!!!!

*cue dramatic music and lights*

MY SON HAS BLINDED ME,
WITH PEPPERSPRAY,
THIS MERE CHILD SHALL BE MY DEATH,
WHAT CAN I SAY?

Son, I apologizeeeee,
put the knife down!
MY PHANTOM SHALL NEVER GO
it'll chase you like a hound!

*screams and stabbing*

FATHER, I slay ye,
in mother's name!
You're blood covers me,
I shall never be the same.

(Final Verse)
I am a murderer,
This is the case,
THIS MAAAAAASK
I MUST ALWAYS WEAR
UPON MY FACE!

I may not stay here,
I must remain unknown,
OH PENSYLVANIA,
HERE...I...
COOOOOOOOOOOME!

thats how he got to pensylvania and why he wears the mask

Dear People of the Del-Sordo Musical, i present to you, The Egion and Hasi composing and really, molested as a child ? COMe ON !!! Marc Dont SIIIIIIIIIIINg

lol, marc should totally sing this opera style.